She knows she hasn't posted for freaking ever. She knows her graphics all went away (because they were hosted at Geocities). She knows.
She wrote a thesis, she graduated, she moved back to Missouri and her hubby, she started a new job. She got a Wii. She's still unpacking (yes, still). She's still cleaning grime from the nooks and crannies of her new place (omg, it was soooo gross when we moved in!).
She lost her camera cord. She has been knitting and crocheting, and taking photos of the FO's. Said pictures are trapped on the camera. She has ordered a new cord. It has not yet arrived. She is cheap and only gets the slow kind of shipping.
She feels like so much has happened that she doesn't know where to start. She will probably just show you some things she made instead.
But not until the cord arrives.
And then she will stop referring to herself in the third person.
But it was awfully artsy, wasn't it?